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He’s tripping on acid
I tried to scroll past
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someone has waited their entire life to put that title to use and if he is not promoted immediately i am calling the l.a. times and complaining
Basic plot of every Star Trek episode:
Kirk: I’m gonna go do the thing
Spock: It is illogical to go do the thing
McCoy: Goddammit Spock stop being so—
Spock: *insert sass here*
McCoy: *insert more sass here*
Kirk: *goes and does the thing*
Spock and McCoy: *still sassin around*
Chekov: *explains how sass was invented in Russia*
Sulu: *sass engaged at warp speed*
Scotty: THE SHIP CAN’T TAKE ANYMORE SASS CAPTAIN.
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it’s 2013 why can’t i delete friends in real life
ok so it turns out what i was thinking of is called murder
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